the clay is silent.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
charlataninred
biglawbear

Btw you can be intensely critical of the Democratic party and recognize that it is full of aged out of touch moderates who are refusing to meet the urgency of the moment,

and also recognize that voting for Democrats is extremely important because it allows things like the confirmation of Justices and prevents the literal fascist party from gaining more power and that harm reduction is an important end in itself

These things can coexist

Politics is a long game. Being disappointed and angry today does not obviate your responsibility to participate

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wilwheaton

THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

amateurauteur

As has previously been stated ad nauseam, this.

badhimboi88
tinyrats

i havent watched that film since i was a christian child but why did his human parents name that rat bitch fucking stuart. every other rat in the neighborhood is gonna make fun of him for his white name and his pussy “my bowtie matches my brother’s and i have human-passing privilege” aesthetic, FUCK stuart little. stuart little bitch

tinyrats

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shit is heating up in the stuart little fandom but dick im really gonna have to beat the shit out of you for correcting me on my stuart little lore 

busket

???? listen i might be a outdated on my stuart little plot points and this is going to sound fucked up but i literally thought the mom just gave birth to a rat

dj-bi-luigi2005

In the books she does, in the movies he’s adopted. Seporate canons

busket

my first reaction was “oh thank god i didn’t make that up” and my second reaction was “WHO THE FUCK WROTE A BOOK WHERE A HUMAN WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO A RAT”

soupernabturel

IN THE BOOK IS HUMAN!DAD STILL STUARTS FATHER OR DID BOOK!MUM FUCK A RAT??

charlataninred

radio-charlie asked:

so what do u think about plays

gebrauchsmusik answered:

i like how in a theatre time and space are necessarily metaphorical. i don’t like how plays always have to begin with someone walking onstage and talking. too many directors try to work around this by having someone walk onstage and brood in silence for a moment before talking. this is worse. 

sharp-tender-shock

If you were directing a play, how would it begin?

bilbao-moon

bagpipes at the back of the auditorium so everyone turns their heads and when they’ve turned back around the play has already begun

woulddieforgabriel
iamdarthbader

The writers strike could impact your favorite show! A season might get cut in half causing the writers to send the main character to hell instead of saving him. He might have to be rescued by an angel the next season, whom he will have a homoerotic relationship with over the next ten years, shaping the culture of some blue website and changing the way people receive world news for years to come!

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dark-haired-hamlet

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

dark-haired-hamlet

Want to learn something new in 2023??

Cooking with flavor bootcamp (used what I learned in this a LOT this year)

Beekeeping 101

Learn Interior Design from the British Academy of Interior Design (free to audit course - just choose the free option when you register)

Video on learning to read music that actually helped me??

How to use and sew with a sewing machine

How to ride a bike (listen. some of us never learned, and that's okay.)

How to cornrow-braid hair (I have it on good authority that this video is a godsend for doing your baby niece's black hair)

Making mead at home (I actually did this last summer and it was SO good)

How to garden

Basics of snowboarding (proceed with caution)

How to draw for people who (think they) suck at art (I know this website looks like a 2003 monstrosity, but the tutorials are excellent)

Pixel art for beginners so you can make the next great indie game

Go (back) to school

Introduction to Astronomy (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Principals of Economics (high school course - free textbook w/ practice problems)

Introduction to philosophy (free college course)

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Learn a language

Japanese for Dummies (link fix from 2022)

Ukrainian

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American Sign Language (as somebody who works with Deaf people professionally, I also strongly advise you to read up on Deaf/HoH culture and history!)

Chinese (Simplified)

Quenya (LOTR fantasy elf language)

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c0rpseductor

dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)

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and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.

before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”

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inamindfarfaraway

Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

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why are your legs so long?

I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?

anthonyjanthony

i will never shut up about maned wolves

just look at it

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look at this

one of the animals for sure

wretched beast

whatacartouchebag

If it’s neither wolf nor fox, then it’s cat software running on giraffe hardware.

what-a-bastard

I think y'all should know that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog which looks like this.

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